BLACKOUT

Gw gak demen banget ama mati lampu. Udah gelep, panas, banyak nyamuk lagi. Kadang sih Cuma sebentar, kadang lama banget (ampe 24 jam). Tapi malem ini beda. Ada makna tersendiri buat gw

Mati lampu hari gak pewe banget deh. Padahal baru mau makan, baru aja mandi. Ehh… mati lampu… untungnya, gw udah mandi. Sialnya, gw belum nyari data buat conference gw di kelas besok. Mana belum nyari jas buat seragam pula, ahh…. I wanna get out from here

Gara-gara mati lampu, gw jadi ada candle light dinner, tapi sayangnya gak asik, ya iyalah, candle light dinnernya gara-gara mati lampu, udah itu gak ada pasangan makan, mana makannya makanan kemaren yg dipanasin lagi, pasangan sebenernya ada sih, kucing peliharaan gw yg nungguin tulang ayam bekas gw makan. Duduknya persis di kursi depan gw,

Udah makan, gw mo tidur, niatnya kalo misalnya lampunya udah idup, gw mo ngerjain tugas.  Biar bisa menggantikan waktu tidur gw yg bakalan ilang ntar malem. Sayangnya rencana dahsyat itu digagalkan oleh sekumpulan mahluk kecil yg bermulut jarum, yaitu nyamuk, pada es ka es de semua tuh nyamuk. Gw gak kenal, asik aja mereka deket-deket gw, mo nyiumin badan gw, hyahahahahaha, sayang sekali itu nyamuk, gw ngarepnya cewe, huekekekekekekeke

Karena rencana tidur gw terganggu, gw mulai nyari-nyari cara buat menghalangi para nyamuk tersebut dari ngigitin gw, beberapa diantaranya adalah:

- Ngegulung badan biar gak banyak yang bisa digigitin
Masalahnya gw udah bulet, jadi gak bisa ngegulung diri, cuih pret!!

- Nutupin badan gw dengan selimut
Masalahnya selimut gw gak muat dengan badan gw, secara selimutnya Cuma selimut handuk gitu..

- Nutup bagian tubuh yang terbuka dengan jaket
Masalahnya gerah banget….

Akhirnya gw menyerah, dan Cuma mengangkat bendera putih….. EMANG PERANG??? Maksudnya, jadi gw Cuma duduk aja sambil nepokin kulit gara-gara udah pusing gak bisa tidur, en gak konsen lagi buat perang buat ngebunuhin nyamuk-nyamuk yg menyerang rumah gw( ceileh bahasanya tuh)

" eh, duduk di luar be yok, asik lo" nurut aja gw ikutan ke terasn depan, dah gak tau lagi mo gimana, gatel-gatel, pusing, ngantuk, bikin gw jadi kayak zombi hidup, jalan sambil tangan mengacung ke depan, lompat lompat, sambil pake baju panjang gitu dengan rambut botak setengah en rambut panjang dikepang. Kalo ditempel kertas mantra gak bisa bergerak, ITU MAH VAMPIR CINA!!!!

Di teras. Angin mulai terasa, badan yg keringetan udah gak terlalu basah lagi, mata mulai seger lagi, ama nyamuk yg ternyata oh ternyata gak terlalu banyak dibandingin dengan yg dirumah. Gw asik aja duduk di teras, sampe dapet ide: GIMANA KALO GW TIDUR DI TERAS???? Mungkin malah kayak jadi tukang ronda kali yee, tukang ronda gak jadi, badan dah capek mata udah ima watt. Tapi enak nih, anginnya sepoi-sepoi, nyamuknya dikit, langit cukup cerah, banyak bintang n sinar bulan cukup terang, apalagi lagi gak ada motor ama mobil.

Akhirnya gw langsing ambil jaket n bantal buat tidur. Pertama nyoba, kok sakit ya?? Ternyata di bawah bantal gw ada batu, enggak ding.

Pertama kali nyoba tiduran, karena alaanya keramik, jadinya dingin, enak, hahahah
Agak lama, " kok nyaman juga ya…"
Udah pewe, " ternyata jadi ronda asik juga…"
Dan pas udah mulai tertidur, TRING!! Lampu teras idup, menyiksa dan mendera mata gw yang udah mulai tidur. Mo tetep keukeuh buat tidur, apa daya, disuruh masuk rumah, soalnya mo dikunci sih, lagian gw masih punya tugas yang menunggu buat diselesaikan

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Be te we, tugas gw malem ini adalah nyari data-data tentang kejadian flu babi yang ada di jepang, dan beberapa solusi yang bisa ditawarkan buat pemecahannya, kayaknya bakalan seru nih, jangan aja pas conference entar gw malah ketiduran gara-gara begadang ngurusin data, wish me luck guys!!

gambaran dunia perfilman kita saat ini

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV

Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody sucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody fucks
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody dies
Everybody, everybody, everybody livin' now
Everybody, everybody, everybody cries

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Bet you it's Nabisco
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a non-stop disco
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know
Betcha didn't know

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit you get on your TV

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that's on your TV

It's a violent pornography
Choking chicks and sodomy
The kinda shit that's on your TV

It's on the TV
Fuck
Turn off your TV.

Can you say "brainwashing"?

It's a non-stop disco......








mungkin kalo dinyayiin di tipi yang disensor malah "turn off your TV" kali yee...




credit for: "system of a down- violent pornography"

buka koleksi lama, hehehe

apa ada sesuatu di sana ya??\

pertama kalinya gw nyelip pas lagi moto, hehe

pas acara telk*msel di novotel, gw n' temen temen

bagus, poto anda bagus sekali !!

tebak yang mana gw, hehehe

suasana bagi makanan

dah dapet, milih pula...

bagi2

(dah mati) kelinci temen di asrama dulu



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